By
Kate & Ryan
Ryan:
One day there
was a pig that lived in a barn.
And a cow moved to the barn that
the pig lived in. And the cow and the pig hate each other. The pig wanted to live in another barn. And the cow waned to live in another
barn, too. They hate each other because they kept eating each other’s food.
Kate:
Now, that’s
why they’re really mad at each other!
And if they ever would talk to each other, I bet you wouldn’t get a
chance of seeing that! And so,
each day they never smiled at each other and whenever the animals asked what
they were going to do today they always said, “We think we’re going to stay in
the barn.” It seems like they are
always not going to be friends.
You’ll see in our story!
Ryan:
The cow and
the pig had to share a double bed.
Every time they went to sleep, they kept pushing and shoving each other
because they wanted more room.
Every time they had to go to the bathroom, they kept peeing on each
other. But when the pig got
thirsty, the cow would just shoot milk into her mouth. But it kept missing her mouth and hit
her nose!
Kate:
So, the cow
and the pig started making robots to come to and to go to the pig’s or cow’s
house, because they hate each other so much that they both should do that.
Ryan:
Whenever they
wanted to play, they kept fighting.
When the farmer wanted to give them food, they just kicked it into the farmer’s
face because they were so unhappy.
Kate:
One day, one
of the animals said that they wanted to start a riot because they were mad. But the pig and the cow did not
know. Then the cow said, “Since
they’re starting a riot, let’s run!”
So, it sounded like they were sort of having fun together! And I think that the cow was the one
who wanted to be friends. Or, both
of them!
Ryan:
But then they
started a big, big fight. Other
pigs around them were on the pig’s team and cows were on the cow’s team. Even the baby pigs were on the pig’s
team and they started squirting ham, bacon and milk at each other!
Kate:
The other
animals did not know what to do.
So, they came down, watched the fight and decided to talk to the pigs
who started it. The fight was
almost so big they wanted to join in, too! Now the pig and the cow were really mad because they wanted
an extra teammate. So they stopped
arguing and said each other, “We’ve been doing this fight for almost 100
years! And you want to end it
later? I say we end it now!” Both of them actually said that, but no
one knew it except the pig and the cow.
Ryan:
The pig and
the cow headed off to MooLaLa to get ice cream sundaes and leave all the other
animals behind to keep fighting.
But MooLaLa was closing, so they had to go to Oberweis to get matching
sundaes. Oberweis didn’t taste as
good as MooLaLa, so they decided to try Dairy Queen. At Dairy Queen they got 25 scoops of different ice
cream. When they were eating their
ice cream it fell onto their heads.
When it fell on the cow’s head, the pig decided to eat it off of the cow’s
head. What a pig!
Kate:
And so one of
the little pigs went to a fox. And
then another fight was on! This was a long day for all of them! But they didn’t want to stop. Well, someone out there might, but in
this town nobody wants to. So, one
day the famer came walking and he almost fainted! All the time when he was walking he kept fainting and none
of the doctors knew why. But when
the doctors would walk outside they would faint too! So doctors from all around the world, Alaska, Florida,
Mississippi all came and they all fainted too! A bunch of the animals got hurt. This was it! It
was a tie, 16-16. And I bet no one
is going to say when they are going to stop the fight. They are always going to keep doing
it! Why wouldn’t they do it! No one knew when to stop, since it is
going on forever. They don’t
know. They think it’s 18 days. But
it’s actually been 18 years! One
of the cows shouted out, “Let’s call off this the never-ever-ending war!”
Ryan:
But then the
farm decided to move to New Jersey.
They needed a ton of taxis to drive to New Jersey. They had to drive through Oklahoma,
Montana, Pennsylvania, Mississippi, Colorado and 49 other states! All they did the whole way to New
Jersey was fight. They even had
babies on the way to New Jersey!
Since there were babies, the big animals decided to stop fighting. Before you knew it the babies started
fighting! When the babies needed
food, they would hit their mom and dad.
The parents were trying to get the farmer’s and taxi driver’s attention
because they needed food and fresh air!
They didn’t want their babies to die! So the taxi driver finally gave up and decided he better do
something!
Kate:
And now they
were also fighting in a taxi!!
When they were fighting in a taxi, the taxi driver nearly got
squished. They had to find a way
to New Jersey! They had to walk
there and it was a long day. They
almost got thrown in jail! True
fact…when baby animals are born, they are blind and deaf. The babies didn’t know where they were
going, so the mommy’s had to carry them the whole way! Imagine how hard that was! The babies eventually learned to see
and hear and the moms were so proud they threw them up into the air! A baby chick got killed when the pigs
landed. The mother hen had another
chick and named it the same name as the dead one. The other babies thought it was the same chick, but the
mother hen had to explain that it wasn’t the same one. The little chicks didn’t understand
because they were babies. And then
they were best, best, best friends forever!
Kate and
Ryan:
And they
lived happily ever after at home!
