THE BORING BOOK :-(

You probably thought that just because the title of this book has the word "boring" in it, it must be boring.  Well...it does not mean it's boring, because YOU think that YOU know EVERYTHING.

But guess what?  You don't!

Even me, winner of all spelling bees and winner of everything else that is included with smartness, does not know EVERY SINGLE THING!!!!!!!!!!

Uh...well, sorry if I sound like I'm being mean to you, but I'm just really angry at those people who think they do know everything in the whole world.

Which, but the way, they don't.

Ok...to be honest, this book is actually way better than I thought people would think of it.  You know, I wish the word "boring" was never invented.

I probably should have told you this from the start, but anyway...my name is "Boring."

Yep...my full name is "Boring Robert Scomler."

Humph...I hate my name.  I wish that my name was "Jack" or "Sal" or "Scott."  Those are actually good names.